When they are babies they flail their arms around during diaper changes or baths and pull on it like a rubber band and snap it back without even a tear.... ( Adam, my husband, cringed every time the boys did it)
I laugh every time I have to wipe Masyn, because when I start to wipe or clean his penis he giggles and kicks his legs.
There is a lull during the Toddler years, when they really pay no attention to it ( at least in my experience) and then we get to the age of 5. OMG!
Its never ENDING......I say something along these lines every few min.....
"Don't touch your Penis....Dinner is in 5 minutes!"
"Stop playing with that.....It's NOT a TOY"
"Really? I am sitting right here little man.....it's not polite!"
"Please stop grabbing there, we are in Public!"
Wow, I know that one day I will walk in their room and see something I DREAD! ( and if I am spared by oldest, I still have 2 more Dudes to get through before taking a sigh of relief.) I just pray they have enough sense to lock the door.
then there is the whole "Tube sock" thing I keep reading about......Really Boys?? This is where I will wonder why none of their socks will match when I do laundry and of course......SHUDDER! UGH!
I told Adam a few time that he needs to talk to Zack about this, the conversation is something I can't do. I don't have a penis.....nor do I feel like it's something I have experience explaining. If I had all girls, I could understand that sending Adam up there to talk about periods and boobs would be an Epic Fail. Ha That would've be priceless, but in the end Men should talk to their Sons about the anatomy of Males. Done.
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